Author Archives: littlegallery

Hiya! Here’s a quick limerick you can use at short notice to write a card to a 50-year-old … They say life begins at fifty and you still look pretty nifty, So, have a glass and shake your ass – … Continued

Santa comes but once a yearHe does! I tell no liesHe creeps about with gifts at night,and steals your booze and pies From north to south, and east to west,he visits every childIn cities, towns and villages,and in the countryside … Continued

I know it’s tough to write out a load of Chrsitmas cards and think of something appropriate or inappropriate to say to everyone. Well, I’m going to share this years’ Chrsitmas poem with you. Print it on stickers and pop … Continued

Every year, you plan to have your hilarious, yet festive, Christmas cards all written and sent out at the start of December, like a proper grown-up. But that never happens. It’s two days before Christmas Eve and you’ve just run … Continued

Hiya! This is the second in the series of posts on clever ideas for writing cards. In this episode, we’ll get uncomfortably excited about the event/person. A bit like when you meet someone who just won’t break eye contact with … Continued

So you’ve just bought a top-notch card that is perfect for the occasion/recipient, but then you open it, and all you can think of is ‘Happy Birthday, from Jane’ (are people still called Jane?) Well, you mustn’t worry – just … Continued