Hiya! This is the second in the series of posts on clever ideas for writing cards. In this episode, we’ll get uncomfortably excited about the event/person. A bit like when you meet someone who just won’t break eye contact with you, and stands a bit too close. They may be blowing a spit-bubble from one side of their mouth, and will be no stranger to restraining orders.
Try littering the lines with exclamation marks and smiley faces, for an authentic nut-job feel.
Here we go …
The Socially Inept
Hey!!!
I really hope you have a super amazing time today!!
Thank you so much for inviting me!
I’m ever so sorry I can’t make it, but my therapist says I’m not yet ready to mingle outside the group.
But I know exactly where you live so I can come round and see you any time in about 2 weeks!!
We can have a special celebration!
Just the two of us 🙂
Won’t that be the most awesome thing?
I just want you to know what a really great person you are!
Bestest ever wishes!
Dave
Oh, and you still owe me a tenner.
But we can come to some arrangement 🙂